Feast of Today's Greeks

First we sat to feast on fatty pheasants
Stiff the frosted feet of us two peasants 
Stuffed with softest fruits and finest foodstuffs
Fast we raised our staff to faces present.

Greek guy gobbling up a cooked egg Dagwood
Yakked with gangs of geeks in King the Burger
On coagulated globs of gunk gagged
Choking gave the litigation finger.