He spotted the goddess Panacea,
in the superstore shopping for popcorn.
Are you making healing popcorn? He asked.
"No, regular," she said. "Well, with sugar
and cinnamon." But why? He demanded
to know her secret. "I'm watching a film,"
she responded, looking vexed. Will you cure
someone after the movie? "No!" she raged,
"I have a life outside of work, you know?"
And so this is how it happened that she
punched the annoying man and then had to
heal his bruised lips, which was, not, at all, tough
except this all happened on her day off.
knows of its boundless fame down here.
Weather is talked about everywhere,
Day and night, winter and summer.
Weather could start a fashion line,
Walk the red carpet, promote some airline
Posing in the skinniest of Calvin Kleins,
Hear them rave “Weather looking so fine!”
Weather could write a book or sing a song,
Endorse a politician, be a sex symbol in a thong,
If woman, or if a man, look ripped shirtless and strong.
Be a role model for the children and the young.
Along with Jennifer Lawrence and George Clooney,
Weather could star in a summer blockbuster movie,
Or be spotted by pap going out with a certain celebrity…
If only weather knew how predictable things could be!